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Does anyone understand my situation? Is there hope?
So last night as if I had six friends to dinner. Everyting was fine until I snacks served. Apparently, my guests were shocked that I served a plate of vegetables that had bought at Costco. Maybe it was the plastic that serves dip tray or store bought them off. Anyway, things continued to slide downhill from there. I offered some chilled Ernest & Julio Gallo wine in a Tetra-Pak box with spout … that seemed to shock my guests too. For the main course served a macaroni casserole topped with cheese and chips hot dog with a side of wonder bread topped with a spread of mayonnaise with anchovies picked up at Safeway. My guests were getting dizzy. Finally, I served I found a desert in Albertson's … wonderful green jelly with pieces of carrots and marshmallows. Unfortunately my guests nibbled a little and whispered among them, I took the card table of paper plates and plastic forks. Have I become a straight man? OMG I've always been gay!
Well there's your problem right there! Everyone knows to impress guests with six or more used Butternut Bread Wonder Bread NO. What the hell was I thinking?
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